The original beginning of Wanderings III:

Scene: Fuu is up on a stage, agitatedly walking back and forth.

Fuu: Well, I’ve got to say it’s about time! I don’t know what the deal is with this author, but she hasn’t let me talk for months now, and there’s just no excuse for it. And when she did, way back when, it was two measly pages. What a bitch! You’d think she didn’t like me or something, and I know that can’t be. I mean, I’m so adorable and cute, right? What’s not to like? I’m so perky and fun and you’d think she’d want to write me all sorts of adventures—I could get raped or kidnapped, get pregnant or even die—but nooooo! She just wants to play with Jin and Mugen. What’s up with that? And then, look what she does to them! Its like dakameleon says, and she just wants to turn them into bishi yaoi boys. It’s sick, I tell you! Sick, sick, sick! Anyone with half a brain would know that I’m the best part of this show and if she had any sense in her head at all she would….

Scene: giant foot comes down from the heavens.

SFX: SPLAT!